Saturday, January 20, 2018

Movie Reviews

Movie Review: Keanu is a TV Show Inside of a Movie

( What’s that? There’s a flick where a painfully adorable cat gets kidnapped and two normal guys have to go down a gritty rabbit hole of mistaken identity, WTFudge moments, and far-fetched and dirty scenarios in order to get it back? Well here, take my money, I’m in! If you like Key and Peele (Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, stars …

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The Huntsman: Winter’s War…. Actual War Not Included

( What do you get when you combine a love story from Maleficent, a quest from Lord of The Rings, the red-headed scottish archer from Brave, the dwarves from The Hobbit, the fighting children from Hunger Games, and the queen from Frozen? A pretty fun prequel-sequel-fantasy-adventure-romantic-comedy that is not as good as the movies it “borrows” its ideas from. Now, …

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Movie Review: The Jungle Book Will Entertain and Mesmerize You

( Straight off the bat I’m just gonna say that I enjoyed this flick SOOOO MUCH, that I give it the “Checky™ Seal of Approval!” That’s right, I do what I want! This classic story of a young human named Mowgli being rescued as a baby by a panther and raised by wolves in peace until a tiger shows up …

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Movie Review: The Boss is a Forgettably Funny Flick

( Let me start off by saying that I think Melissa McCarthy is really funny. She is hilarious in Bridesmaids, Spy, The Heat, and Identity Thief. Even in this movie, she brings her “A” game, and gives it her all to be as funny as possible. Right from the start she has a spectacular intro where she dances and gets …

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Movie Review: Hardcore Henry is Hardcore

( This flick feels like less of a flick and more of an experience. An experience that you can come out of saying: “I did it!… I watched one of the craziest movies EVER!” If you can get through the title credits, which are incredibly graphic (e.g., A knife going into the side of someone’s throat in HD and slow …

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